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[umadrobin]

Hey. Quick question.

[ The thief holds up a red vial of liquid, but anyone who has seen this particular chemical compound before might notice that it's not glowing as brightly as it used to. ]

Safe place to dispose of depleted xenothium ore? I've been stockpiling them for a rainy day, but I'm running out of safe places to hide 'em. Don't worry, can't make anything REAL dangerous out of the depleted form, but direct exposure might still make your hair fall out, if you get my drift.

Comments

[Video]

[biwinning]

I want it.

[Video]

[umadrobin]

Let me guess: Building a giant laser.

[Video]

[biwinning]

Ha ha. No. I am a laser.

I want to make someone's hair fall out.

[Video]

[umadrobin]

In that case, how much is it worth to you?

[Video]

[biwinning]

Nothing. I'm not paying for shit you were going to throw out for free for the sake of a prank.

[Video]

[umadrobin]

I'm a thief, not a charity.

Re: [Video]

[biwinning]

You were literally throwing it away. I'm not asking for fucking handouts, I'm trashpicking.

[Video]

[umadrobin]

Well, you wanna go digging around in toxic and possibly radioactive waste, be my guest.

[Video]

[biwinning]

I was going to take it off your hands so you didn't have to bother with throwing it away, but forget it. You're obviously too much of a shithead to just let me take it. Have fun with proper disposal.

[Video]

[umadrobin]

Now you're starting to sound like Robin.

[Video]

[biwinning]

And I'm sure I'd be super offended if I knew who the hell that was, and gave a fuck what you think.

[Video]

[umadrobin]

Offended? Nah. Robin's the most fun hero I've ever picked on.

[Video]

[biwinning]

Okay, well two things. One, I'm not a hero. Two, if you think this is "picking on me" then you're a fucking idiot.

[Video]

[umadrobin]

I never said that.

[Video]

[biwinning]

You implied it, and if you didn't mean to imply it then why the fuck bring him up to begin with?

[Video]

[umadrobin]

Just call it nostalgia.