one; voice + text

[worldliness]

Hey, I finally got this working!  Kinda embarrassing it took this long. Can't even work stuff like this and I'm not even old....  Wait, wait, I just might be able to make this a lot more interesting.

[there's that tell-tale static of a microphone being turned on.]  Gotcha!  Man, this little thing is so cool!  It still doesn't make up for, you know, any of this.  Honestly, breaking and entering, kidnapping, forced labor...what the heck would they even need with ordinary people?  Wouldn't they want super heroes or trained soldiers instead?  This all seems way too fishy for me.

First things first...where can a guy find a decent meal around here?

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[voice for all time]

[worldliness]

[oh hay gurl adachi likes what he sees wait a minute what'd you say

laugh it off, bro, laugh it off] Hidden potential, huh? Now that'd be cool. You wake and all of a sudden can start shooting fire out of your hands! [yes, he's making 'pew pew' noises. yes, he's an adult. don't judge him.]

[migrates]

[ oh good she's making finger guns and mimicking the pew pew sounds SHES ALSO AN ADULT ]

Sounds like something out of those sentai shows, doesn't it? Of course, why else would they bring in boring, normal people into this mysterious army?

[worldliness]

[excellent now he can make the explosion sound without feeling guilty]

Because every little bit counts?

[migrates]

[ is she trolling or is she serious well never know ]

Sounds like a waste to me! Normal people should just be stuck to the sidekick role! They're no good for the main story!

[worldliness]

[mysteries of our universe.....]

Hey, fine with me. The sidekicks usually make it out in one piece!

[migrates]

But isn't that a cowardly way to think? At least the heroes will die with honor and glory, right?

[worldliness]

And never get to enjoy any of it.