Sortie 03 | Text

[redheadcarrier]

Anyone know where I can get a haircut?

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[revolutionized]

i dunno
mine is getting long too. trimmings not so hard but if you want a real haircut i cant do that

[gentle]

I don't think anyone knows.
You may have to do it yourself.
It's absurd
isn't it?
That a salon isn't one of the first things humans would build here.

[redheadcarrier]

eh, i'm thinking about cutting mine short.

[redheadcarrier]

ugh. i can't do it myself, it'll look terrible!

you'd think there'd at least be a barber shop or something.

[revolutionized]

really? whys that?

[redheadcarrier]

I feel like i need a change, you know? new place, new job, new everything, i guess.

[ex_bandai157]

There are a few places in the city to get one's hair done. That said, please avoid ( SOME LOCAL PLACE'S NAME HERE ) unless you like "surprises."

[redheadcarrier]

what kind of surprises?

[ex_bandai157]

Suffice it to say that he prefers taking liberties over listening to what you say you want.

[redheadcarrier]

sounds like it sucks to be you.

[ex_bandai157]

I haven't gone to him since finding out about that, obviously.

[redheadcarrier]

thanks for the tip, though.

now I can be spared your misery.

[ex_bandai157]

It'd be a shame if you weren't.

Or if he got more unsuspecting business, for that matter.

[redheadcarrier]

hopefully he'll go out of business or something.

any good suggestions? or just places to avoid?

[ex_bandai157]

I can make a list for you, if you'd like.

( haircare is serious business )

[redheadcarrier]

Would you really?

[Finally, someone else who understands.]

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[galactically]

that's what i want to know, too! that one hair salon i've seen so far looks like it's run by amateurs.

[redheadcarrier]

you too huh? I don't want some hackjob going at my hair with a pair of shears!!

[galactically]

that's a horrifying image! no one needs to deal with that!

[redheadcarrier]

I know!!! there's gotta be someone who can do a proper job.

[whatsupcroc]

I have scissors

[redheadcarrier]

have you ever cut hair before?

[whatsupcroc]

Yes I have as a matter of fact

[redheadcarrier]

...did it turn out looking good?

[So. Suspicious.]

[whatsupcroc]

I heard no complaints!