( She would swear, but she is actually speechless staring at this collection. )

Just how much stuff did you pick up from your dad?

( Because giiiiiiiiiiirl. She picks up a knife or two, testing the blades against her thumb, before very carefully setting them back down. ) I don't know how to use half these things.

( Which would be painful to admit with that pride of hers, if she wasn't too busy being impressed by this stash. ) What'd you use? If I mean, if you had to pick one.

( are there nunchucks? Because if there are, Ellie is picking some up and looking at them with complete bemusement. )

Remind me not to make fun of Jersey any more.