I got blood in my magic belt buckle after a bunch of heavy stage props crushed me. When I woke up I was in the Age of Metal, shit looked like it was ripped off of a heavy metal album cover. Found out a bunch of humans were trying to overthrow their BDSM wearing demon overlords.
Thanks to them, I got an awesome axe and my guitar can shoot lightning.
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Thanks to them, I got an awesome axe and my guitar can shoot lightning.