Thus making the point of me having a limited supply.

There are are a number people looking for some alcohol; I have some, and it's of good quality; we get to share jokes. It might not be the best possible plan, but I think if I tried to actually sell it to people, they'd attack me, so this way everyone wins with the least amount of violence.

We've had enough violence lately. Something to make us laugh seems... like it might be needed.