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exsilium2012-12-18 10:36 pm
zuulsmellpooplord) wrote in exsilium2012-12-18 10:36 pm
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so, i don't want it to sound like i haven't had fun being off the ship? because i totally have, and it was sort of cool seeing different people and all who aren't sort of furries and definitely have corporeal butts.
also there is only so much time a guy can spend with his Nanna and her baking before it gets a little weird...
blurgh and there was some other stuff that was getting weird too, but i don't really want to talk about it, so i'm not going to because it totally isn't the point!!
the point is that i should probably get going if i'm going to catch up to everyone again? i mean they are travelling pretty fast, and i don't think i can go the speed of light without at least a jetpack or something.
at least is there any way i could send a note?
like 'hey jade, i took a cool trip to this weird future zombie city, but i'm on the way back now. p.s. dave's hood is just as dumb looking as we thought, and he totally looks like a big dweeb.'
i don't really think i'm army material anyway?? i can only do like five push-ups before they get boring and i'm pretty sure guys in the army have to do at least ten of those.
and if there is one thing i've learned from schwarzenegger it is that you probably shouldn't trust the guys with all the fancy future stuff, because they might be trying to implant some memory about a vacation in mars into your head and also they are secretly the bad guys??
i don't know i haven't seen that movie in a long time, and now that i'm remembering it i don't think i really want to again.
urgh.
okay, basically, which way do i start heading because i'm wasting time here wallowing in dumb childhood memories of dumb movies now and i've really gotta get going!
also there is only so much time a guy can spend with his Nanna and her baking before it gets a little weird...
blurgh and there was some other stuff that was getting weird too, but i don't really want to talk about it, so i'm not going to because it totally isn't the point!!
the point is that i should probably get going if i'm going to catch up to everyone again? i mean they are travelling pretty fast, and i don't think i can go the speed of light without at least a jetpack or something.
at least is there any way i could send a note?
like 'hey jade, i took a cool trip to this weird future zombie city, but i'm on the way back now. p.s. dave's hood is just as dumb looking as we thought, and he totally looks like a big dweeb.'
i don't really think i'm army material anyway?? i can only do like five push-ups before they get boring and i'm pretty sure guys in the army have to do at least ten of those.
and if there is one thing i've learned from schwarzenegger it is that you probably shouldn't trust the guys with all the fancy future stuff, because they might be trying to implant some memory about a vacation in mars into your head and also they are secretly the bad guys??
i don't know i haven't seen that movie in a long time, and now that i'm remembering it i don't think i really want to again.
urgh.
okay, basically, which way do i start heading because i'm wasting time here wallowing in dumb childhood memories of dumb movies now and i've really gotta get going!