two: voice

[fourcenturies]

[Adam clicks on the voice. He sighs slightly. When he speaks, you can tell he just really doesn't know what to think.]

I'm sorry in advance.

[You hear the tell-tale signs of a cd being inserted in a boombox. After a while, this song starts to play. All three minutes and nineteen seconds of it. When the song finishes, Adam speaks again, sounding slightly bemused as well as confused as all hell.]

So yes. Crystal, that's S Club 7. I'm fairly certain that listening to music like that is considered torture in some places.

Does anybody want this bloody cd? If not, I'm throwing it in the trash.

Comments

[audio]

[inline]

...The hell, how'd it manage to last this long? You think someone saved this to mess with us?

[audio]

[fourcenturies]

If I knew, I'd give you an answer.

[audio]

[inline]

Your guess'd be better than mine! I just got here. These things come by often?

[audio]

[fourcenturies]

Not to my knowledge. I only managed to find this one in the catacombs-however, there were a lot of CDs down there.

[audio]

[inline]

Catacombs?

[—pause!]

Uh, aren't those supposed to be cemeteries or something like that?

[audio]

[fourcenturies]

[You can hear the shrug in his voice.]

The dead won't mind.

[audio]

[inline]

Just thought it sounds like a weird place for anyone to be keeping their CD collection. Anything else down there?

[audio]

[fourcenturies]

Not really. It was rather dull.