two: voice

[fourcenturies]

[Adam clicks on the voice. He sighs slightly. When he speaks, you can tell he just really doesn't know what to think.]

I'm sorry in advance.

[You hear the tell-tale signs of a cd being inserted in a boombox. After a while, this song starts to play. All three minutes and nineteen seconds of it. When the song finishes, Adam speaks again, sounding slightly bemused as well as confused as all hell.]

So yes. Crystal, that's S Club 7. I'm fairly certain that listening to music like that is considered torture in some places.

Does anybody want this bloody cd? If not, I'm throwing it in the trash.

Comments

[fourcenturies]

At least this one does. I'm not sure if they all work or I just got lucky.

[He says 'just got lucky' like most people say 'got the plague'.]

[peaceinchaos]

Perhaps you can look at it as humanity's ability to create things that withstand the tests of time. And we just happened to find one that held a bit of humanity that- ah, didn't.

[fourcenturies]

The cd withstood the test of time wonderfully. It's the music that didn't.

[peaceinchaos]

Clearly a triumph of human ingenuity.

[fourcenturies]

Oh technology. What wonders will you give us next.

[peaceinchaos]

To be entierly honest, I think technology has given us more than enough and is due for a vacation far, far away.

[fourcenturies]

What makes you think that?

[peaceinchaos]

This entire experience so far.