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[asinine]

bored out of my fucking mind so let's play 'how will the united assholes try to kill us next'

on the possible schedule we have:
pesticides
famine
atomic bombs
creative use of swarming locusts
or maybe flesh-eating insects
a zombie epidemic
all of the above for guaranteed effectiveness

place your bets, stock up on weapons or magic fairy dust or whateverthefuck you used to fight the monsters last month

Comments

[asinine]

zyklon b ring a bell?

[kingside]

No. I also have to say that I think combining pesticides with the plagues of locusts and/or flesh-eating insects you mentioned might dampen some of the effectiveness, but I'm sure you've thought this through.

[asinine]

won't matter if it's put in your food

[kingside]

Poison, then. How delightful.

[asinine]

doesn't really beat 'chernobyl freakshow' on the fun scale, but not everything can be a smash hit