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[asinine]

bored out of my fucking mind so let's play 'how will the united assholes try to kill us next'

on the possible schedule we have:
pesticides
famine
atomic bombs
creative use of swarming locusts
or maybe flesh-eating insects
a zombie epidemic
all of the above for guaranteed effectiveness

place your bets, stock up on weapons or magic fairy dust or whateverthefuck you used to fight the monsters last month

Comments

[vampirique]

no i took out their hearts

why would i choke them

[asinine]

just what people usually use their hands for

but hey, if you swing the chest cavity-digging heart-ripping way, i'm not judging

[spellcastes]

i swing a lot of ways

wait what does that mean ? regardless, there are plenty of ways to kill human men.