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[asinine]

bored out of my fucking mind so let's play 'how will the united assholes try to kill us next'

on the possible schedule we have:
pesticides
famine
atomic bombs
creative use of swarming locusts
or maybe flesh-eating insects
a zombie epidemic
all of the above for guaranteed effectiveness

place your bets, stock up on weapons or magic fairy dust or whateverthefuck you used to fight the monsters last month

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anontext;

[asinine]

maybe they'll let us make a request

[charming_jerk]

Dear United Earth Santa, for christmas i really would like a zombie invasion so i can kick some ass. i swear i've been a good boy this year.

so sorry for the late! wehh

[asinine]

united earth santa sure brought the goods last month, he wouldn't let us down now

don't think you'll get the 'ho ho ho' when they come down the chimney but he can probably get you a big fat red ribbon

np!

[charming_jerk]

yeah man we got monsters, so I think my chances are good

Always wanted to fight some zombies tbh