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[asinine]

bored out of my fucking mind so let's play 'how will the united assholes try to kill us next'

on the possible schedule we have:
pesticides
famine
atomic bombs
creative use of swarming locusts
or maybe flesh-eating insects
a zombie epidemic
all of the above for guaranteed effectiveness

place your bets, stock up on weapons or magic fairy dust or whateverthefuck you used to fight the monsters last month

Comments

[sithiche]

Depends on what you're up against, doesn't it?

[asinine]

haven't come across anything yet that can't be killed if you blow enough holes in it

[sithiche]

Sorry to ruin that for you, then.

[asinine]

could've saved that surprise for when you were the one i was actually shooting

[sithiche]

Don't see the point. It's not like you're going to find something else that can kill me just lying around.

[asinine]

you'll grow a new head if i cut it off?

now i'm curious

[sithiche]

Theoretically, I'd be able to just reattach it.

But that theory hinges on the presumption that you would be capable of cutting it off in the first place.

[asinine]

i think i could find a way

battle axe, chainsaw. if all else fails, the good ol' guillotine?

[sithiche]

All dependent upon your ability to land a blow.