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[asinine]

bored out of my fucking mind so let's play 'how will the united assholes try to kill us next'

on the possible schedule we have:
pesticides
famine
atomic bombs
creative use of swarming locusts
or maybe flesh-eating insects
a zombie epidemic
all of the above for guaranteed effectiveness

place your bets, stock up on weapons or magic fairy dust or whateverthefuck you used to fight the monsters last month

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[mentore]

[Ezio's actually laughing at this, even though there's a degree of truth in this.]

You have some imagination.

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[asinine]

i've prepared you for more than one scenario

not even expecting a thanks

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[mentore]

Such jobs have a tendency to be thankless.

[Stop sending texts whoever you are.]