mr_wing_tip_shoes: (Bitch face number 1)
mr_wing_tip_shoes ([personal profile] mr_wing_tip_shoes) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2012-11-13 05:22 am

1st Shot | Accidental Video

-fucking small to be a computer. And it's a phone. I don't see a dial anywhere, dollface, an' I think you're pulling my leg.

[The feed first picks up black gloved hand, obviously with no real idea of what the hell it's doing on the tablet's screen. It pulls away to show a very bewildered and scowling male face. The more preceptive will notice his clothing seems a little dated -- waistcoat over a dress shirt and a fedora he removes from his head just then and sets aside.

A second voice pipes up, female and obviously barely holding in some serious frustration.
]

I said it works like a phone, Niall. I never said it was one.

How else do you expect me to act when you say it's like a phone?

Did you ask the Inititative anything at all? Or did you just ogle the woman greeting you.

[ Niall rolls his eyes and a lady comes into view -- and oh look it's Aileen, sporting an over-sized sun hat and looking the exact opposite of impressed with the guy in front of her. ]

I don't need to ask anyone anything. She was very forthcoming with the information.

Oh, I'm quite sure.

So much so I didn't even have to say a thing. [ In comes a slow, sly smirk after that. Hmm, how mysterious.

Apparently that mystery is wasted on Aileen, who's not batting an eyelash. There's a short pause where she just... stares, expression stern. But eventually she moves closer into view, sitting down next to Niall with a long-suffering sigh.
]

Here, I'll show you how to work the settings.

Damn. Still a frosty bitch even in The Jetsons, eh Turquoise?

About how many times have I told you not to call me that?

What? I told you it fits for a hooker. But as we were saying, this tablet doodad 'works like a phone'. So. You giving me your number or what?

[ What a charming guy. Aileen rolls her eyes and hikes an eyebrow at him, but forces a smile just long enough to lean in and tip his chin up with a finger. ]

Why? You still need a babysitter? [ Aaaand rejected! She stands up and moves out of view. Somehow he's probably not gonna be getting that help with the tablet now. Here, have a nice close-up of his exasperated glaring face. ]
seamend: (oh no aw man)

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[personal profile] seamend 2012-11-15 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. From a different time period than the one I'm from, unfortunately. He doesn't remember much of me.
boughtabookstore: (neutral: wary)

[personal profile] boughtabookstore 2012-11-18 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
He doesn't seem very friendly.
seamend: (boy i think you're confused)

[personal profile] seamend 2012-11-18 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A heavy sigh. ]

And you'd be right. We didn't exactly meet on good terms.
boughtabookstore: (what: use smaller words)

[personal profile] boughtabookstore 2012-11-18 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
And yet you consider him a friend.
seamend: (oh.)

[personal profile] seamend 2012-11-18 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. He did evolve beyond-- this, mind you.

Just because he's my friend doesn't mean I'm happy to see him.
boughtabookstore: (what: please say that again slowly)

[personal profile] boughtabookstore 2012-11-18 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Clearly not. Would you like me to come explain why he shouldn't speak to you like that?
seamend: (boy i think you're confused)

[personal profile] seamend 2012-11-18 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly, it's alright. He does it more than anything to be upsetting, really. I'd hope as few people have to meet him as it is, he's--

[ AN EMPATHIC CHAUVINISTIC GANGSTER FROM THE 60'S ]
--aggressive.
boughtabookstore: (neutral: it's pretty time consuming)

[personal profile] boughtabookstore 2012-11-21 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
That's no excuse for his behavior.