A nagbot, then. I get it.

[ Or not. ]

That's one thing I don't miss about having a girlfriend. They always treat us guys like little kids too dumb to even tie their own shoelaces properly.

[ he leans forward, hands in his lap. ]

And maybe that's true. But even if I trip over my own two feet, I'll pick myself up. Eventually.

[ he's fleetingly touching one of her hands, now. not grasping it or anything, just metal brushing against skin. ]

Just offering a hand then is good enough.

[ unfortunately, the tender moment will be disrupted by adam grimacing and reaching for his shoulder, rolling the joint forwards and backwards. ]