1 - Video / Action for roomies perhaps?

[yakuza_otaku]

[Video]

[The video flicks on to reveal a young-ish looking lady, perhaps in her late teens or very early twenties. Despite being an obvious new arrival, she seems fairly at ease with the situation.]

So... I don't have to fill out stacks of paperwork, right? I'd probably have something by now if this place was like that.

[A slight pause... is this really the time to reminisce about that other place? No, not really.]

A-anyway! I'm Kazumi Hagino, it's nice to meet you. [she bows a little as she gives her introduction]

I was wondering if anybody could point me toward the portal back home? I'd like to help out, really, but there's some things back home that I really need to take care of right now...

((Kazumi's roomies can find her lounging around in the living room, playing around with her netbook))

Comments

( Video )

[septim]

There isn't a way back home. I'm sorry.

( Video )

[yakuza_otaku]

Huh? Really?

This isn't a prank, is it?

( Video )

[septim]

[ Firmly. ] It's not.

( Video )

[yakuza_otaku]

... oh. Well.

Now I wish I had the paperwork instead.

Text

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah cause itd be that easy wwouldnt it
they go to the trouble a kidnappin us like this yet wwould just leavve the front door open unlocked an evverythin
makes total fuckin sense

Text back atcha

[yakuza_otaku]

It was that easy last time this happened to me. ┐('～`；)┌

[caligulas_aquarium]

so wwhat youre sayin is youvve dealt wwith some a the most idiotic kidnappers in the knowwn univverse before this
trust me if im not out a here youre definitely not gettin out a here

[yakuza_otaku]

It wasn't really kidnapping. It's complicated. （´・ω・｀）

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah as if i care about th
OKAY no fuck it wwhat the shit are you usin at the end a your messages
theyre fuckin creepy

[yakuza_otaku]

What's creepy about emoticons? （　´_ゝ`）

[caligulas_aquarium]

those arent emoticons ok theyre some kind a unholy text abomination
ivve seen people use

[Pause...]

this 38)
an this :33
this too >:]
an some a the humans use :o an :)
but nevver in my entire fuckin cycle havve i seen that mess a keystrokes an utter repulsion holy fuck

[yakuza_otaku]

ヾ(￣∇￣ ) It's common in Japan. Just because you've only seen those kind until now doesn't mean there's nothing else.

[peachhat]

[Tenshi knew this one. The paperwork comment was a dead giveaway, too. Of course, Tenshi was also Tenshi]

My, an earth-crawling human. I could show you the way to the exit, if you want to.

[yakuza_otaku]

[A small pause. She's happy to see Tenshi, but-]

Is that the first time you've actually called me that?

[peachhat]

Huh? No, I'm pretty sure I called you that in Conf-

...

[yakuza_otaku]

If you did, I really don't remember, ahaha...

[peachhat]

You really should stop ruining my efforts.

[yakuza_otaku]

What did I ruin?

[peachhat]

Me pretending I didn't know you, of course!

[yakuza_otaku]

Why would you want to do something like that?

[peachhat]

So you'd get angry and...

...well, you could have tried to hit me with a stick for it.

[yakuza_otaku]

You want me to attack you with a stick?

[peachhat]

Well, it'd be something!

[yakuza_otaku]

A horrible failure, probably.

[peachhat]

Don't knock it before you tried it, Kazumi!

'The superior woman, seeing what is good, imitates it', as they say. So imitate me fighting, and it'll work out well!