01 ♠ voice

[ex_bastardized62]

I ain't gonna bother asking where the hell I am right now or how I even got here. I got the rundown when I arrived so I'll spare everyone having to listen to me beating that dead horse. Glad to see at least someone in this shithole's easy on the eyes, though.

Either way - I can't go around blaming this one on Time Compression. Tch. Who the hell cares anyways? If Time Compression really is to blame for this then- [ Seifer switches up his tone to a low bland one, indifferent. ] -whatever.

Heh, look at me soundin' like Puberty Boy. [ A barking laugh. ] That's rich.

Might as well scope out the place while I’m here, give me somethin’ to do other than sitting on my ass.

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[latkje]

I've never heard of time compression. But I never heard of anything like this place, either.

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[trickstermentor]

Time Compression? Now what might that be?

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ Someone needs an attitude adjustment. ]

I could think of plenty of ways for you to occupy your time other than sitting around if you like.

[voice]

[sunstrokes]

Er... Time Compression? Should I know what that is?

[ this guy sounds like a jerk, but he's curious. plus, when did that ever stop him... ]

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[chittybang]

Wow, you're taking all of this really well.

[ She'll get to the 'Time Compression' bit later. ]

[voice]

[profligates]

I'd be afraid for a boy who never went through puberty, more then sounding like one.

[voice]

[ohmygodgreywardens]

There are many people here who are 'easy on the eyes'. [He laughs.]

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[moondances]

Time compression? Is that what you call it?

[ more to herself than anything; she's still wondering how they managed to go into the past only a couple of weeks ago and then come back to 'present day'. ]

Ah, I'm sorry! My name is Yuna. You are familiar with time travel?

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[ex_bastardized62]

[ For someone who just had his ass literally handed to him? He sure is! ]

Heh. What can I say.

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[chittybang]

What's your secret?

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[ex_bastardized62]

You and everyone else. Too bad I didn't bother takin' any bets, I'd be a rich man right now.

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[ex_bastardized62]

That depends.

[voice]

[ex_bastardized62]

Pretty messed up, that's what it might be.

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[chittybang]

Oh? On what?

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[ex_bastardized62]

Yeah? How's that?

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[ex_bastardized62]

What you have to offer in exchange. You're assuming I'll share my secrets like a kid assuming he'll get his candy on Halloween.

[voice]

[ex_bastardized62]

That's like asking me if I know how to wipe my own ass, kid.

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[chittybang]

I'm... sorry, didn't think there was actually a serious secret involved. Most of us were pretty shook up, you know, or at least suspicious.

[voice]

[ex_bastardized62]

If he ever shows his coward ass around these parts, you'll know.

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[ex_bastardized62]

You didn't hear the lady when we got here?

[voice]

[ex_bastardized62]

Let me guess-- you're one of 'em?

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[ex_bastardized62]

[ ...oh. Hello there. Watch out, Tidus. ]

Now this is what I'm talkin' about. [ Smirking at his notebook. ]

All right, Yuna. What did you want to know?

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[chittybang]

[ POINTEDLYYYYY ]

No, I heard her.

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[ex_bastardized62]

[ Ooooo quuuurrrrrrrl. Someone's sassy all of a sudden. ]

Glad to hear the trip didn't completely damage your hearing, then.

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[chittybang]

[ Booooy you better check yourself. ]

Right. Welcome to Exsilium, in any case.