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[fintastic]

[ A smiling yet slightly blood-smudged face is already filling the frame when Feferi turns on the feed. There's a cut on her cheek running with a bit of her pink-hued blood but it doesn't bother her to warrant more than to wipe it away with the back of her hand. ]

Hello! Hi! I would like to welcome all the new faces, if I didn't already get around to you! I'm glad you could join us, we really need all the help we can get. I'm attaching our totally awesome Newbie's Guide in case you haven't seen it yet, but if you need a printed copy, there's a whole bunch in the bin outside Room 202! Or just come find me.

[ Link Attached: A Newbie's Guide to Exsilium ]

Anyway, just to let everyone know, even if the monsters look like they're weakened and in need of help, uh... some of them are still pretty mean! Guess I should have seen that one coming, right? I would not recommend trying to relocate any of them. Not alone, anyway.

[ She pauses to lean back a little, her trident coming into view, being what she is supporting herself with. ]

Does anyone want to help me?

Comments

[fintastic]

NO! No sawing!
If I )(ear a single BRZZZZ sound, I will )(ave words for you!
You )(eard me. WORDS!

[speakveryclearly]

In That Case Its For The Best That I Also Have A Gun
Do These Things Somehow Resemble Lusus Naturae To You
Because Theyre Not Even That
Theyre Like Imps
Ogres
Perhaps Even Liches
And At Their Claws All Of Exsilium Is Figuratively And Literally Being Torn Apart
Is This How You Treated Your Underlings

[fintastic]

T)(ey are neit)(er! T)(ey are not any kind of monsters we know.
But t)(at is w)(y I am trying to )(elp t)(em.
I t)(ink if I can move some of t)(em out to t)(e wastelands, t)(e ot)(ers would follow.

[speakveryclearly]

Youre Serious About This

[fintastic]

W)(en am I ever NOT conc)(pletely searious?

[speakveryclearly]

Ok I Guess That Was Something Wrong To Ask
But
Before The Island Had No Monsters
Things Were Better
Now It Has Changed Mainly In One Trait Only
The Presence Of Many Monsters
And The State Of Affairs Has Gotten To The New Level Of Abdominable
So Why You Think There Is Any Solution Other Than The Elimination Of The Monsters Is Just
Completely Beyond Me Im Sorry

[fintastic]

T)(ere were some!
Just not like T)(IS!
And not t)(is many.

[speakveryclearly]

Well
Doesnt That Still Make This Amount Too Many

[fintastic]

It makes a lot compared to )(ow many t)(ere usually are.
But no, not too many, I t)(ink!
T)(ey are just scared and don't know w)(at to do because t)(ey are animals.

[speakveryclearly]

What They Think They Should Do Is Destroy Property And Kill People

[fintastic]

Because like I JUST SAID t)(ey don't know better!
T)(ey feel t)(reatened, so t)(ey are attacking!
If t)(ey get broug)(t to somew)(ere wit)( less )(umans and feel less t)(reatened...
T)(en they will definitely calm down!

[speakveryclearly]

Ill Accept That This Is A Possibility
But Not A Reality Until Ive Heard Any Proof Of This Plan Working In The Slightest
Until Then
Im Going To Continue To Kill Them On Sight
Im Sorry

[And she's pretty close to ollying out on another monstermurderspree anyway so she might stop responding before much longer]

[fintastic]

Okay, )(ave fun!