1st Flight - text

[swissarmybow]

[Alright, so Hawkeye may, in fact, have spent some time going through the device and getting familiar with it, and he may have read up on the situation at hand, but he's not one to run in without a plan. Well, not into all-out war, anyway. He may also have noticed some familiar people in the archives.

Unobtrusive, he stands in a corner of the banquet hall, sending out a short message:]

I heard there's some things that need shooting. My kind of welcome.

Comments

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[swissarmybow]

If there's something that needs to be taken care of, I'm the type to take care of it. Simple as that.

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[obfuskate]

Yet you are hardly trying to take it seriously if you are resorting to baseless optimism. You realize it is dire, yet your attitude says otherwise.

Either focus entirely on the battle at hand or celebrate like a fool. There is no middle ground.

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[swissarmybow]

You probably aren't familiar with sarcasm.

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[obfuskate]

Ah, sarcasm over the internet. How foolproof and unmistakable.

For your information, that, too, was sarcasm.

[ text ] this is cracking me up

[swissarmybow]

Maybe I'm out of practice.

[ text; this is the start of a beautiful hateship ]

[obfuskate]

The probability of that is approximately 95.7%.

Why, you may be correct.

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[swissarmybow]

How about that.

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[obfuskate]

I hope you do not expect more than a gold star for that.

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[swissarmybow]

I kind of expect you to leave me to the welcome wagon.

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[obfuskate]

Go beyond the designated safe area we are in. You will meet a crowd of very friendly beasts. They are your welcome wagon.

Let's also play a game of guessing which fact I just told you was typed sarcastically. Press your luck.

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[swissarmybow]

I'll pass.

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[obfuskate]

Very well. You will miss a lot of 'fun', I'm sure.

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[swissarmybow]

You never know.