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[shalamayne]

[It's extremely obvious that someone who isn't used to this kind of technology has been unleashed upon the tablet. And this is the most successful attempt. At least Varian has managed to find the text function.]

i will not be taking part in any of your games do you hear me? if you think i will be rolling over and just accepting that you are taking a man hostage in the most dire of times then you are thinking wrong. i do not care what your reasoning in i have things that require being taken care of back in stormwind

how dare you, that you have even attempted this. you wILL SEND ME BACK RIGHT NOW. DEATHWING'S ARMIES ARE ON THE MARCH UPON THE WORLD AND YOU HAND ME SOME KEY AND TELL ME TO GO LIVE IN A HOUSE? I WILL NOT TAKE THIS SITTING DOWN I WILL SPEAK TO YOUR LEADER AND YOU WILL SEND ME BACK. I DO NOT CARE HOW THIS HAPPENED I ONLY CARE THAT YOU WILL FIX THIS AND FIX IT RIGHT NOW. EVEN THis device is some gnomish contraption that is a pain to use. someone had better be reading this. who's in charge? where are they?

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[boughtabookstore]

Do calm down.

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[lovesgod]

Ooh, I'm sure this is definitely going to work. You show 'em.

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[shalamayne]

I AM AS CALM AS CAN BE EXPECTED ARE YOU IN CHARGE

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[shalamayne]

[You can't see it yet but Varian is just staring at the video. What is this? It does that?]

UNLIKE Others i will not sit here and do nothing to get bACK

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[inanimates]

It's a nice house, at least.

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[shalamayne]

i have no intention on staying in it

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[lovesgod]

Wow! Aren't you determined and hardworking! Keep at it! You can do anything if you try.

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[shalamayne]

don't patronize me, boy.

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[sithiche]

There aren't any gnomes here, mate.

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[inanimates]

What?–no! Have you looked outside? There are monsters everywhere! They're probably waiting for homeless people to eat or maul or something.

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[shalamayne]

you would BE SURPRISED.

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[shalamayne]

and? if the way home is through those monsters then i will carve my way through them.

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[sithiche]

Would have noticed.

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[foolish_seal]

If they went through all that effort to kidnap you, do you think they'd let you go after yelling at them?

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[shalamayne]

do not split hairs with me or dance around pointless topics. who is in charge herE?

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[shalamayne]

i would need to find them in order to yell at them. point the way.

permavoice

[inanimates]

With all due respect, sir, that seems a bit unreasonable.

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[foolish_seal]

I wouldn't know. I just got here, myself.

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[shalamayne]

[What is this, someone showing respect already. Bonus points for you, good sir.]

and why would that be unreasonable?

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[shalamayne]

no-one appears to be showing any effort towards getting back to where they came from.

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[lovesgod]

Boy?

[Eyebrow quirk.]

I bet I'm at least a hundred thousand years older than you.

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[shalamayne]

then act like it. who is the leader here?

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[lovesgod]

You can't even act how old I am, boy.

Don't know, haven't asked. I guess you're not enjoying the vacation?

Re: text

[foolish_seal]

It's a... complicated situation, form what I've gathered.

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[shalamayne]

you'd be surprised, old man.

why would i? my own people are in danger, so i will not be loitering around here to enjoy a "vacation".