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[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell THANKS A WWHOLE FUCKIN LOT

[Bet you missed him, Exsilium. The text. The quirk. Everything.]

no big deal right enemy forces decide to swweep in an bomb the fuck outta evverythin they can see an go transport huntin evveryone figures its no big deal wwell all fuck off right dowwn under an havve ourselvves a subterranean party out of it
oh hey anyone see eridan around wwait wwho givves a shit if he dies he dies an its no wwater off our backs right
not a single one a you bastards showwed hide nor hair in tryin a make sure i wwasnt a charred corpse out in some godforsaken patch a nowwhere that once wwas
wwell tough break to all of you hopin id kick it cause im STILL HERE and im FINE
itd take more than that to knock off the prince a hope im tellin you all noww

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[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell
ok fine wwhatevver ill take you up on that an just drop it
so you didnt die or nothin right
cause you knoww thatd be step one in howw to fail in becomin successful at this wwhole sciencecraft shit an id havve to drop you as a protoge faster than that

[this is how he asks are you ok]

[tipsygnostalgia]

nope!
no super lame deaths or injuresies or anythink here
* injuries
* anything
ive dealt w/ worse before

[caligulas_aquarium]

wworse
like wwhat

[tipsygnostalgia]

i mean likee having 2 stay hdden form the batterwitch all my life
plus before i showed up here the whole thing about having to fight off a huge ass amount of drones w/ missiles and fire and then the red miles shit
this was a walkin the park compared to that

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh wwell yeah i knoww the feelin
livvin on alternia makes this place look like a vvacation
seriously the people here wwho think they got it bad here need to get out more

[tipsygnostalgia]

exactly
i was just saying to someone th other day that because my friends arent here
thats the only think stopping me from wanting to just stay here 4eva
* thing
so much better than home in so many ways

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell i wwouldnt go that far
alternias better than this place by a lot
an if i could id go back

[tipsygnostalgia]

i woudl go back if i could go to a different time
but not the time i was in i think it sucked + nobody was around

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell i dunno shit about earth really but the one lalonde senior came from bleww the fuck up an evveryone died
so i dont knoww exactly wwhen youre lookin to go back to

[tipsygnostalgia]

but i woudl get to meet my mom :(
thats why

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhat if you meet her an she ends up bein a disappointment though
i mean seriously this is a genuine fuckin question here ok i aint speakin bad a her despite thinkin bad a her
just wwonderin

[tipsygnostalgia]

i dont see how that would be possibble
but still
i think id like to still meet her in person
have u ever wanted to meet your ancdestor and see what they were like
* ancestor

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell yeah a course
though it aint like i gotta meet the guy to knoww hes great he wwas pretty much one a the greatest there evver wwas
no fuckin contest

[tipsygnostalgia]

see thats how i feel about my mom
so smae quentions
* same question
waht if he eneded up not being like you expected him to be

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh come on wwhatre the chances a that happenin
you can judge a guy pretty wwell by the lowwbloods he subjugated an the numerous romantic exploits he got himself invvolvved in

[tipsygnostalgia]

sounds like s real tyrannical cassanova

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah im guessin the guy pretty much wwas
wwhere i got the idea for the cape from actually
he had one too

[tipsygnostalgia]

caps are cool
* capes too
even though thyre mostly weared by wixards and vampires in human culnture
* culture

[caligulas_aquarium]

neither a wwhich i am
so clearly it don't apply here in this particular example
speakin a certain nofake wwizards currently present an practicin the factual arts you been keepin up on the wwhole wwand thing right
aint been slack off or nothin wwhile i wwas gone

[tipsygnostalgia]

of course i am
been practisitng EVERY day at least a bit
* practising
* practicing
im offended youd even think id slack off on something totally cool (and also imrportant) as that

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell i gotta make sure
poor apprentices reflectin badly on their mentor that sorta thing i said it before ill say it again
but good if youre keepin up on that i guess its ok
did you figure out howw to do anythin other than bloww shit up yet
or i wwonder if yours can evven do anythin else for that matter

[tipsygnostalgia]

no not yet
mostly ive just been blowing shit up bcause its cool
but i guess is houdl try and see if i can get tit to do anytink else as well
* thing

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell i mean i can fly usin mine so it might be a good idea to try an wwork on that see if you can pull it off
its handy as fuck ill say that much

[...]

i mean i GUESS if you wwanted me to i could try an teach you howw
you knoww
in a feww days wwhen im not so busy

[He is just a little lonely ok this is his excuse]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Well good for him she's gonna take him up on the offer]

theres no ham i trying at least id there
* harm
i know theres no ham involved
in a few days huh
ok

so like i'll make some sort of training log for them is that ok

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah
ill message you once im free