And this is the vacation you wound up with instead. [Another glass is dropped down in front of her. She doesn't immediately dig in, relocating it so that it sits neatly on a napkin instead for no reason in particular. Sort of like playing with your food, really.]

I'd say you have shit luck, but I don't need to tell you that. Hell, we all do, considering the kind of hand we've been dealt. [Not that Chloe isn't used to making do with the absolute worst.]

And I guess you do manage. Going around offering software updates and computers like it's no skin off your nose. Not exactly the norm.