Video; Missing manservant

[shutupmerlin]

[ Arthur clears his throat with a loud ahem before he sets in. ]

I'm looking for a man. He could easily be mistaken for a boy with his twig-like figure, and perhaps even a lady for how pale and dainty he appears.

He answers to a sundry set of things 'Servant', 'Dunce', 'Useless dolt', but more often than not 'Merlin' is the popular title.

Places you may choose to look first would include any taverns or pubs about, as he has the nasty habit of wasting his workday away nose deep in a pint of ale. Sometimes he can even go missing for days, weeks at a time. It's dreadful, really. It's painful to watch. And sad. Tearing his family and friends apart, and it really doesn't help he has no social skills to speak of, so getting said friends back will be a task hard won.

[ Ahem, back on track. Right. ]

Should you see him or catch wind of his likely unbathed and alcohol drenched state, please inform him, his liege's boots require his attendance, and should he take a second longer than needed, said boots may be coming to impact with his backside.

Thank you kindly.

Comments

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[undeadarmies]

You could be nicer about it. I don't understand why guys like you think that throwing yourself around like the big wo- man in the group has to bark orders.

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[shutupmerlin]

I really wouldn't call that barking. More of a mild mannered condescension. [ He's taking you so seriously, Chloe ]

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[undeadarmies]

Well you know what I mean. Although threatening to kick him is sort of like barking.

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[shutupmerlin]

I thought we already covered how 'threatening' really isn't appropriate here.

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[undeadarmies]

You came to that conclusion, not me. [:'D]

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[shutupmerlin]

I didn't hear you argue against it.

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[undeadarmies]

Sometimes you have to pick your battles to know when you'll be the winner at the end.

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[shutupmerlin]

Well I'm glad you've convinced yourself of that. It's nice to have dreams.

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[undeadarmies]

Are you saying you rush headfirst into every battle you come across, without even thinking of the possible negative outcomes? Because that sounds like a lot of people could get hurt.