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exsilium2012-09-12 11:38 pm
shutupmerlin) wrote in exsilium2012-09-12 11:38 pm
Video; Missing manservant
[ Arthur clears his throat with a loud ahem before he sets in. ]
I'm looking for a man. He could easily be mistaken for a boy with his twig-like figure, and perhaps even a lady for how pale and dainty he appears.
He answers to a sundry set of things 'Servant', 'Dunce', 'Useless dolt', but more often than not 'Merlin' is the popular title.
Places you may choose to look first would include any taverns or pubs about, as he has the nasty habit of wasting his workday away nose deep in a pint of ale. Sometimes he can even go missing for days, weeks at a time. It's dreadful, really. It's painful to watch. And sad. Tearing his family and friends apart, and it really doesn't help he has no social skills to speak of, so getting said friends back will be a task hard won.
[ Ahem, back on track. Right. ]
Should you see him or catch wind of his likely unbathed and alcohol drenched state, please inform him, his liege's boots require his attendance, and should he take a second longer than needed, said boots may be coming to impact with his backside.
Thank you kindly.
I'm looking for a man. He could easily be mistaken for a boy with his twig-like figure, and perhaps even a lady for how pale and dainty he appears.
He answers to a sundry set of things 'Servant', 'Dunce', 'Useless dolt', but more often than not 'Merlin' is the popular title.
Places you may choose to look first would include any taverns or pubs about, as he has the nasty habit of wasting his workday away nose deep in a pint of ale. Sometimes he can even go missing for days, weeks at a time. It's dreadful, really. It's painful to watch. And sad. Tearing his family and friends apart, and it really doesn't help he has no social skills to speak of, so getting said friends back will be a task hard won.
[ Ahem, back on track. Right. ]
Should you see him or catch wind of his likely unbathed and alcohol drenched state, please inform him, his liege's boots require his attendance, and should he take a second longer than needed, said boots may be coming to impact with his backside.
Thank you kindly.
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Do your roommates not find it odd that you're incapable of picking up after yourself?
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[ a 'wat srsly' face ] Why should they? It's not my station.
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I dunno, promoting a friendly and utilitarian society within your rooms? Seems like you'd want to get along with them. [i have no idea what i just wrote]
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Look at you, using big words again. Does the mead do something for your vocabulary level?
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It certainly doesn't help yours.
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You would know nothing about myself and the effect of mead. [ He is never drunk ever, shut your face ]