video;

[whatsupcroc]

[ The video starts black. Light cuts through in sharp lines, edging in around blades of grass. No, make that fur.

Fur that gains color into browns as it shifts away from blocking the camera's eye. The rabbit hops away down the table, disappearing for a minute. Two. When it comes back in view, it appears to be wearing tiny, lens-free glasses perched precariously on its twitching nose.

The rabbit sits back on its hind legs, ears swiveling forward and paws tucking close to its chest. When it glances toward the camera, it's almost like the rabbit winks. But it couldn't have.

Could it? ]

Comments

[ex_bandai157]

[ YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS ]

[whatsupcroc]

[ She knows he's jealous of her perfect impersonation.

He just needs to admit it. ]

[sidecar]

I had nothing to do with this.

[For the record.]

video;

[bittertears]

[bunny!!]

Hello there, little one. Where did you come from?

[video]

[perfectionisms]

[ A bunny! Trying to suppress a smile. ]

No one told me they let people keep pets around here.

voice;

[bratworth]

[ After everything else he's see here, he feels compelled to ask, despite how foolish it makes him feel: ]

Can you speak?

[ex_bandai157]

[ VERY FUNNY COLLETTE

HE KNOWS IT'S YOU ]

[ex_bandai157]

Even if you didn't encourage it, it's obviously your fault.

[bearswitness]

Just when I thought you couldn't get any stupider well done on proving me wrong.

[sidecar]

Huh?! I can't help it if people wanna act like they've never heard a nickname before!

[ex_bandai157]

When it's a ridiculous nickname like that, of course people will find it strange!

[sidecar]

Bunny!

[Oh, we're already down to just whining. No one understaaaaands.]

[ex_bandai157]

[ sorry he can't hear you over his reputation going up in flames ]

You can complain all you want, but it won't change the facts.

1/2

[sidecar]

What facts?!

[sidecar]

Anyway, isn't it people you know who were listening in in the first place?

[ex_bandai157]

Don't try to pin blame on other people!

[sidecar]

If they're the ones making a big deal out of it then why not?!

[ex_bandai157]

You're unbelievable!

[sidecar]

No, you're just not making any sense!

video

[gorillawarfare]

[ he would know that saucey wink anywhere ]

Having fun?

[whatsupcroc]

[ THAT WAS THE POINT!

THIS WAS MEANT FOR HER DEAR TRAINEE BUNNY! And then other people saw it.

Collette shakes her head very carefully as to not dislodge the glasses. This is much harder than she expected! ]

[whatsupcroc]

[ The rabbit stiffens at an unexpected voice. WOAH THERE! ]

video;

[whatsupcroc]

[ Such a nice sweet little -- the rabbit stiffens and plops down on all four legs, going stock still.

Uh. Ha. Collette realizes this wasn't the single line she thought it was. She's got an audience.

... Heh. Reaching her neck forward, she 'sniffs' at the keyboard. Hey, person she hasn't talked to before. What's up? ]

[video]

[whatsupcroc]

[ How many people are trolling this for bunny videos? Granted, Collette was prior to the cat video generation, and the internet basically no longer exists, so there's not precisely any attention competition with the bored.

What's fun is to recognize who's talking, and to see Franziska with an interesting expression almost on her face. Collette drops down on four feet again, reaching her neck forward and sniffing at the screen. That's for show more than necessity -- she wonders if Franziska loves fluffy animals, or bunnies in particular. ]

video;

[whatsupcroc]

[ She can, which she figures might surprise Miles if he knew. Granted, Mind Speak didn't work through video lines, but if he was in the apartment building she'd probably be able to 'talk' to him.

One ear swivels forward to focus on the speaker and the source of noise as she tries to reach him via one-way telepathic chatter. ]

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