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exsilium2012-08-27 05:11 pm
doubleoohbaby) wrote in exsilium2012-08-27 05:11 pm
Entry tags:
- roslyn small (original),
- vanadi (original),
- ✝ adam jensen [deus ex],
- ✝ anora [dragon age],
- ✝ erik lehnsherr [marvel 616],
- ✝ harry flynn [uncharted 2],
- ✝ james bond [james bond],
- ✝ jane foster (mcu),
- ✝ miles edgeworth [ace attorney],
- ✝ simmaeri (original),
- ✝ takegami teijirou (mr. brain),
- ✝ the witness [original]
001 | audio
[The sounds of outside filter through the network, distant with little to be heard beyond the faint rustle of the wind, but there nonetheless. A distinctive clink-fwoosh of a lighter disrupts anything further, followed by the slow crackle of burning paper and tobacco and a satisfied inhale and steady exhale. When he finally speaks, it's with a tone that lacks interest.]
Well, isn't this quaint. Doubt I would have believed it were I not seeing it with my own eyes. At least the woman greeting me was persuasive enough. [You can practically hear the dirty little smirk.]
Even so, I'm not quite sure how I feel out of my home and sent on my merry way towards college kid dorm rooms. Or rather, I'm perfectly aware of how I feel about it, just the words I'm looking for aren't for public ears.
Still. Judging by the archives on this thing, there's plenty of you about who know this world, so come on, share your wisdom with an outsider, would you? One can never know too much.
[A pause as he inhales another lungful of smoke, eventually adding with a thoughtful exhale:] Oh, and don't patronise me with the basics. I'm curious, not stupid.
Well, isn't this quaint. Doubt I would have believed it were I not seeing it with my own eyes. At least the woman greeting me was persuasive enough. [You can practically hear the dirty little smirk.]
Even so, I'm not quite sure how I feel out of my home and sent on my merry way towards college kid dorm rooms. Or rather, I'm perfectly aware of how I feel about it, just the words I'm looking for aren't for public ears.
Still. Judging by the archives on this thing, there's plenty of you about who know this world, so come on, share your wisdom with an outsider, would you? One can never know too much.
[A pause as he inhales another lungful of smoke, eventually adding with a thoughtful exhale:] Oh, and don't patronise me with the basics. I'm curious, not stupid.
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Robin would disagree with you.
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Well, Robin appears to have named himself after an obese bird, so he's hardly one to talk.
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Nice. I need to remember that one for later.
[ But then, speaking of gadgets. ]
Don't suppose you brought any toys here with you?
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What sort are we talking about? [Except his gun. And his knife. But he's not sure that's the sort of playtime that's meant here.]
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Gadgets.
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Should I? [Are there gadgets he's missing out on that he should have received?!]
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[ Red X withdrew the self-replicating daggers that act as mobile extensions of his own suit from his utility belt. ]
They didn't give you a weapon of your own? I thought everyone got one.
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[His hand shifts to the holster at his hip and rests there, more out of instinct than anything else.] Wouldn't call it much of a gadget.
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[ Not quite what he had in mind. ]
Gonna take more than that to take down a Masked.
[ Red X then tossed the dagger at a nearby bullseye-target mounted on a support beam. Half-way through the air to its target, the dagger began glowing. What hit the target wasn't just one dagger; it was four daggers. One in the dead center of the bullseye, and the other three arranged in a triangular pattern arround it. The bullseye dagger suddenly vanished in a pull of smoke, while the other three exploded like concussion grenades, blowing the target off of its mount, smashing it to pieces against the wall behind it.
Meanwhile, the original dagger was back in Red X's hand. ]
Like that.
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You'd be surprised what I could manage.
[He has, after all, managed to collapse an entire building with his pistol. And blow up an entire hotel.]
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[ Yeah... sorry, James. You can't not be fourth walled. ]
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[What is this guy even talking about? Yeah, so James has already been informed on all this 'movie' bullshit but doesn't mean he knows what they contain.]
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... I wonder if they've got it here somewhere...
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