The one with awkward re-intros of sorts; voice

[lar]

Hey, this is Ella. Ella Ellis, for those new to our happy moon base. Don't take it for granted, boys a girls, because then zombies come around.

[ And nobody wants the zombies to come back, alright? ]

When was the last time I used this thing? I think I've been in some sort of funk lately, buried in med kits and people getting hurt. I totally need some fresh air-

Oh, wait.

[ At least she sounds like she's on a good mood? ]

But anyway, I'm Ella. I already said that like, twice already, but you know, new people tend to have short attention spans. I guess you could consider me your...local God or something. You need something, you ask for it and I do my thing and I get it for you. Nice and easy, unless it's something like a space ship, then you better not hold your breath.

[ A moment of silence, because this might take some time for some people to process. ]

Yes, I can make most things out of whatever available matter I can find, no I can't get you out of this place, yes I can heal you if you're ridiculously badly hurt, but if you go the infirmary you don't even need to ask. No, I don't hear when people pray, that would be really weird. Yes, I'm serious about this and no, I'm not a religious nut, I'm not religious at all. I hope some of you can appreciate the irony in that. Yes, I also have other equally ridiculous powers, no I'm not telling you.

So...let me know if you need anything.

Comments

[voice]

[ready_to_bloom]

Can you make things like alcohol? If I wanted, say, some ale or wine.

[voice]

[lar]

Booze is like the thing I do best, ironically enough.

[voice]

[ready_to_bloom]

Oh! Please, I would like some ale and wine then. For a night of drinking with my friend. If you would.

Is there something I can offer in return?

[voice]

[lar]

Wine, sure. Ale...that's basically beer, right?

And don't worry, no payment needed.

[voice]

[ready_to_bloom]

Yes, basically beer.

Very well, but if there is something I can do for you in return, please let me know.

[voice]

[lar]

When do you need it?

And I will, don't worry.

[voice]

[ready_to_bloom]

Tomorrow, if that is not too soon?

Also, would you be able to create a pipe and something called "pipeweed?" I ask for a friend.

[voice]

[lar]

Tomorrow it is.

Uh...weed? What?

[voice]

[ready_to_bloom]

Thank you!

And I am not sure! It's not something I'm familiar with, but it's what he asked for? To smoke in a pipe. He called it "pipeweed."

[voice]

[lar]

I'm going to assume it's tobacco. I can make that at least.

[ She can also make...that other thing but she doesn't think Caspian would actually ask for something like that. Probably. ]

[voice]

[ready_to_bloom]

Tobacco, yes. That's probably right! You have my thanks, Ella.

[He doesn't! He wouldn't have a clue.]

[voice]

[lar]

Sure thing, just pass by my room tomorrow and I'll have all wrapped up.

[ She'll try not to overthink the fact she's basically inviting a guy to her room SHE HAS DONE THIS BEFORE. BUT NOT LIKE THAT. ]

And...who's this friend? If I may ask.

[voice]

[ready_to_bloom]

I will stop by then.

[Okay, well, he's been invited to girl's rooms before, being royalty and all, but he's never taken them up on it, since that seems like taking advantage and would be a wrong thing for a king to do, but this will be different!]

His name is Kili! Perhaps you've met him?

[voice]

[lar]

[ YEAH NO TOTALLY NOT LIKE THAT.

She won't even let him enter the room, actually. Just to make sure. He is kind of devilishly handsome after all. ]

Ummm, I think I've heard of him. Little guy, big beard?

[voice]

[ready_to_bloom]

[She is safe with him, his intentions are honorable. Except for the needing alcohol business. BUT THE OTHER BUSINESS - ALL HONOR.]

Yes. Although his brother fits that description too. Fili.

[voice]

[lar]

[ Booze is very honorable! ]

Kili and Fili. [ She can't help but laugh. ] Sounds like a fun pair to be around.

[voice]

[ready_to_bloom]

[He would agree, normally, although it feels odd to have to have it created.]

They are both fun. Kili and I recently fought the zombies together, which wasn't fun, but we'd like to celebrate being alive, which is what the drinks are for.

[voice]

[lar]

That sounds like a fairly good reason to drink if you ask me. I also fought zombies, but other than not being able to eat much for the rest of the day without feeling gross I don't think I celebrated much.

I mean, I did eat a lot afterwards.

[voice]

[ready_to_bloom]

I didn't do too much eating, but I slept a lot after fighting them. [Shudders.] Very unpleasant though.

But a celebration is always good after fighting!

[voice]

[lar]

Sleeping is cool. [ So basically Ella's a loser, news at eleven. ]

Me, I just took a long, long shower. Zombie bits. Ew.

Re: [voice]

[ready_to_bloom]

[Caspian loves his sleep too, so no judging here!]

Mmm, yes, taking to my bed before washing was something of a mistake.

[voice]

[lar]

Dude, that should've stunk for a while.

[voice]

[ready_to_bloom]

Er, yes. It does.

[He really needs to do laundry, in the worst way.]

[voice]

[lar]

Do you want me to get you a bed? Or at least a mattress and blankets.

[voice]

[ready_to_bloom]

That... that would be lovely, thank you! I would appreciate it, if you don't mind.