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[5055034455]

The Department of Initiative-Transport Relations would like to extend to you an invitation to our first ever Open House.

Please join us this Saturday evening at 5:00 PM at the DITR offices in the Hold.

Refreshments will be provided.

[ooc: For details, click HERE! A mingle log will be posted this weekend.]

Comments

voice

[boundbyheart]

How about no.

voice

[5055034455]

[IS THAT KAGURA'S SWEET VOICE HE HEARS?]

Aw, Kagura. Don't be like that.

Re: voice

[boundbyheart]

[Unfortunately? Or perhaps not so unfortunately.]

There's nothing to interest me, so why would I go?

[5055034455]

You're not interested in free food?

[boundbyheart]

Not at all.

[5055034455]

What about seeing this handsome mug of mine?

[boundbyheart]

That is not what I would call your face. Repulsive, perhaps.

Why the hell would you even want me there?

[5055034455]

So you can make some friends! Duh.

[Yeah he's totally messing with her.]

[boundbyheart]

Again. No.

[5055034455]

[Actually whining:] Kaguraaaaaaaa. C'mon.

[boundbyheart]

Give me a good enough reason, then I will.

[5055034455]

What would a good enough reason be, in your book?

[boundbyheart]

A way to get out of here, or power.

[Oh no, she knows who she can torture with this.]

If you can get Trafalgar Law to come, I'll go.

[5055034455]

[Well there's something she probably shouldn't have said.

Saul's grin is oh-so-audible.]

Ohhhh, okay. I get it. You want me to play Cupid and set you two up?

[boundbyheart]

[NO SHE DIDN'T WANT THAT! Her annoyance is audible.]

I have no desire to be with him in that sense.

[5055034455]

No, no. Of course you don't. Wink wink, right?

[boundbyheart]

No. I don't want him like that, period.

[She swears to god if you ruin her little promise with Law about Naraku she swears she'll kill him.]

[5055034455]

Mmhmmmmm. It's okay, Kagura. Your secret's safe with me.

[boundbyheart]

It's not a secret!

[Probably should have added "because there's nothing there" to that.]

[5055034455]

So he knows? Then why aren't you two a thing yet?

[Sorry not sorry, Kagura.]

I can talk to him for you, if you want.

[boundbyheart]

We aren't a thing because we don't like each other, human. Say it one more time and I'll come to tear your shitty head off of that body of yours.

[5055034455]

Whoa. Easy. Look, I don't even know the guy, okay?

[boundbyheart]

You'd try and find out, knowing you.

[5055034455]

Whaaaaaaa?

[He sounds so not offended.

And she is so totally right.]

[boundbyheart]

Don't play dumb. It makes you look like an animal, with that already tiny brain of yours.