017 ♐ Audio: Huff and puff. Or maybe more stomp and snort.

[musclebeast]

[There's a kind of mechanical whining on the feed when it opens at first, as if from a smaller machine, a higher pitch whir and him which eventually silences, only to be replaced by a few taps and once again more whining. After a few moments there's a sound similar to a sigh though- seems to border on the more frustrated end. An adjustment- perhaps to the mic, and the small mechanical sound seems to have drawn closer to what's being spoken into, or visa versa.]

I'm finding it to be exceptionally distasteful- the lack of culture here at times. The lack of something with tradition and true exceptional craft. I admit though, that I've been aloof to the the network lately, so maybe I haven't noticed some kind of creative stirring in this usually excremental pool of iniquitous and sassy degenerates.

[A pause, more mechanical whining, a breath.]

So I guess I'll give it a chance- though some I am aware of, minimal, so extremely so- of a few examples- but those who I'm not aware of- those that harbor some kind of artistic worth in this jambled mess of space and time riff raffs and stolen hoi polloi. To you I command to make known to me what types of artistic sway you or your worlds have. Preferably something held with extensive regard.

And don't start anything, let's keep this professional. I don't want to be made angry.

Comments

[biwinning]

2eem2 you've made a new friiend.

[musclebeast]

D --> What are you talking about

[biwinning]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[musclebeast]

D --> ...
D --> What
D --> What is that

[biwinning]

poiintiing up fuckwiit.

[musclebeast]

D --> Up to what

[biwinning]

orange text kiid.

[musclebeast]

D --> He has a name, Sollu%
D --> It's not orange te%t kid, it's Dirk
D --> What about him

[biwinning]

two x'2 ju2t for me??
2o kiind of you.

and don't play 2tupiid zahhak.
we both know you play the role expertly, and you're ju2t 2howiing off how well you can act liike the dumbe2t motherfucker on the planet.
if beiing obliiviiou2 wa2 an award wiinniing character traiit, the trophy would have two be liiterally thrown at your 2kull for you two realiize you'd won iit.

[musclebeast]

D --> You don't say a word about my %'s
D --> What
D --> We're discussing something that has nothing to do with you
D --> So off with you, you base class simpleton

[biwinning]

iit could.
2o very ea2iily.
change diirectiion.

[musclebeast]

D --> What do mean
D --> What direction to where

[biwinning]

how many towel2 have you u2ed already.

1/3

[musclebeast]

D --> That's none of your business

2/3

[musclebeast]

[Waitkjtlwngb-]

[musclebeast]

D --> None

[biwinning]

more liike at lea2t two, am ii riight or am ii riight.
quadruple that.
that'2 what ii could do.

[musclebeast]

D --> Don't bring your ridiculous obsession with that number in here, I'm not 100king for this foalishness at all
D --> You aren't right
D --> Stop
D --> Don't do anything

[biwinning]

00k ii won't briing iin my number ob2e22iion.

ii could do iit iin 2even word2.
ju2t 2even.

[musclebeast]

D --> What
D --> Do what, don't you
D --> Don't make me stop you with horse

[biwinning]

.........................

[biwinning]

that wa2 fuckiing awful.

[musclebeast]

D --> FORCE
D --> I meant force

[Dag nabbit, rhyming words. He can't deal with you while he's so flustered.]

[biwinning]

bbl tlkiing two diirk

[musclebeast]

D --> No
D --> I mean it
D --> That's and order