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exsilium2013-08-10 01:35 pm
overclocking) wrote in exsilium2013-08-10 01:35 pm
Entry tags:
- allen walker (d.gray-man),
- chrono (chrono crusade),
- chrysos kineas (original),
- gin ichimaru (bleach),
- huey laforet (baccano!),
- kano shuuya (kagerou days),
- maya fey (ace attorney),
- nathan drake (uncharted),
- natsu dragneel (fairy tail),
- oz vessalius (pandora hearts),
- rosette christopher (chrono crusade),
- tempest (original),
- yuri lowell (tales of vesperia),
- ✝ dirk strider (homestuck),
- ✝ kenjirou tateyama (kagerou days),
- ✝ sango (inuyasha),
- ✞ — dropped characters — ✞
o1. video / optional action
[Today, two unforgivable errors were made: the first, he let Rosette use the kitchen.
The second: He let Rosette use the kitchen.
When the feed blinks to life, the serenity of the figure facing the camera is directly at odds with the thunderous cacophony in the background. Chrono just smiles blandly at his unseen audience as a terrible burst of sparks makes itself visible in—is his back to the apartment's kitchen?]
I just had a quick question. [He might as well dive right into it, as a crash echoes around the apartment. He doesn't even flinch.] Does anyone here know how to repair electronics? A microwave, specifically? I think apartment number 304 could use your services.
[It's here that Rosette comes into view, hurdling around the corner as smoke billows in her wake; if Chrono were actually looking, he might think it seems appropriate for Rosette's definition of an entrance. It's unclear whether she's addressing Chrono or the tablet (even realizes he's talking to the tablet) when she bellows FIRE! THAT'S A FIRE! It's very likely the former based on how the serenity of Chrono's smile twitches into something that speaks silent danger for someone.]
Quickly, if it isn't too much trouble? [The feed doesn't cut off; evidently, his quiet fury is such that he completely forgets to turn off the tablet before hurling it across the room to go perform some manner of intervention.
It lands facing a ceiling that is growing increasingly smokey.]
action.
[Anyone who actually approaches apartment #304 will find an impressive cloud of black smoke billowing out of the open door that smells distinctly of burnt electronics and scorched metal. Rosette's voice will make itself known second, shouting about how the kitchen is out to get her and this isn't her fault.
If one actually ventures into the abyss (which speaks volumes toward a capacity for bad decisions, by the way), they'll find a frantic teenage girl and a long-suffering little kid trying to determine the best way to put out an impressive electrical fire.]
The second: He let Rosette use the kitchen.
When the feed blinks to life, the serenity of the figure facing the camera is directly at odds with the thunderous cacophony in the background. Chrono just smiles blandly at his unseen audience as a terrible burst of sparks makes itself visible in—is his back to the apartment's kitchen?]
I just had a quick question. [He might as well dive right into it, as a crash echoes around the apartment. He doesn't even flinch.] Does anyone here know how to repair electronics? A microwave, specifically? I think apartment number 304 could use your services.
[It's here that Rosette comes into view, hurdling around the corner as smoke billows in her wake; if Chrono were actually looking, he might think it seems appropriate for Rosette's definition of an entrance. It's unclear whether she's addressing Chrono or the tablet (even realizes he's talking to the tablet) when she bellows FIRE! THAT'S A FIRE! It's very likely the former based on how the serenity of Chrono's smile twitches into something that speaks silent danger for someone.]
Quickly, if it isn't too much trouble? [The feed doesn't cut off; evidently, his quiet fury is such that he completely forgets to turn off the tablet before hurling it across the room to go perform some manner of intervention.
It lands facing a ceiling that is growing increasingly smokey.]
action.
[Anyone who actually approaches apartment #304 will find an impressive cloud of black smoke billowing out of the open door that smells distinctly of burnt electronics and scorched metal. Rosette's voice will make itself known second, shouting about how the kitchen is out to get her and this isn't her fault.
If one actually ventures into the abyss (which speaks volumes toward a capacity for bad decisions, by the way), they'll find a frantic teenage girl and a long-suffering little kid trying to determine the best way to put out an impressive electrical fire.]
video -> impending action; 1/2
[Surely, gouging from the Serious Expression on her face she's going to have some valuable advice or a contribution of some sort to....]
video -> impending action;
[...Or not]
Video;
More importantly, by the jarring, swirling scene as it tumbles, or the hazy view of the ceiling as it comes to a stop... he might not have heard the important deduction before he left.]
video
He's seized by a vision, a sudden fear; what if she answered the call and came here? What if everything suddenly became worse? He shouts back to the living room, desperately hoping he can be heard.]
—No! Everything's fine! We have it under control!
video
Your apartment's on fire!! [How is this fine Chrono come on]
Don't worry, I'm coming to help! [YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES... CONFIRMED]
Action
Stay outside! I think it... CHRONO GET THE ONE BY THE STOVE!
Action
[AND MAYA, PLAYING THE PART OF THE EVIL SAMURAI.... DRAMATICALLY FILLS A BUCKET OF WATER AND RUNS THE WHOLE WAY TO THEIR APARTMENT. .... Which is two doors down]
Never fear, Maya Fey is here to save the day! [Pokes her head in...]
... Wow, it's really smoky in here. [Maya Fey: better known as Captain Obvious]
no subject
Oh! GOOD! Splash that on the walls and near the kitchen door!
STEEL SAMURAI not evil wow
Roger!
[... And immediately starts coughing]
ACTION TAG TURNABOUT
Hey! Take it easy, put something over your face!
TURNABOUT ACTION TAG
Does this work?!
no subject
Get some towels! We're going to smother the smaller ones!
no subject
[TELL HER WHAT TO DO ROSETTE-SEMPAI]
no subject
no subject
[OKAY BUCKET GOES ON THE FLOOR and Maya scurries off to get some towels] We'll take those suckers down!
Action
[His greeting is perhaps less enthusiastic than it would be under different circumstances. Part of him wants to step between Maya and the fire... more to protect the fire than her.
Actually, that's exactly what he does.]
We've got this under control! Really!
Action
[(In other words, there is no need to protect the fire from her, she would totally help it)]
Really? Because all I see is a lot of fire! And smoke.
[You are in clear need of her help. Clearly] Don't worry, I got this!
Action
In what should perhaps be the tagline for her entire life;]
—MAYA NO.
Action
[It actually is the tagline for her entire life, but Chrono is so capslock-y and urgent sounding she (luckily) pauses rather than throw it]
What? It's a fire! You put water on a fire! [THIS IS COMMON SENSE. Clearly]
Action
If he could do so in a capslock-y manner HE WOULD BE HOLDING HIS HANDS OUT IN A CAPSLOCK-Y MANNER.]
Not... not this fire. This is a special fire.
Please hand me the bucket. Slowly.
Action
What's so special about it?
Don't tell me.... [DRAMATIC PAUSE] You don't want it put out at all?!
Action
[Takes a step forward, CAPSLOCKILY MOTIONING FOR THE BUCKET.]
Preferably none.
Action
What does electrocution have to do with it? [Your capslock motions might not be enough now!!!]
Don't make excuses! I know you're really trying to protect the fire!
Action
[—Wait.]
I mean- no, not the fire!
Just give me the bucket!
Action
Are you some kind of argonist or something? [That's arsonist, Maya] Did you start the fire?!
Action
Action; omg Chrono I'm sorry
Action; ok but now i'm the one who's sorry