001| [Voice]

[agoodsentry]

[There's a sort of computerized chirp first, followed by an equally robotic voice. She sounds... unsure. And maybe just a SMIDGE miffed.]

So there is an entire population of life here? Hm. I will admit this is far outside of my expected discoveries while in pursuit. I have checked my location in accordance to the globe twice over from when I was last in a recognizable area and there is a 100% certainty that this island could not have been there. I do not know where I am...

[Her voice dwindles at the end. She recalculates her situation...more computer clicks and whirls sound softly in the background. Them be THINKIN' Noises!]

Never the less, this may be a favorable turn of events. Hello. I am BRDIE, Battalion Radio-receiving Device and Imbibing Executioner. Have the viewers of this network seen or spoken to a man named Vitali Yinza?

It is of the utmost importance that I find him. Any information on him or this island would be appreciated, thank-you.

Comments

[permatext]

[strangle]

what do you want with vitali

Voice

[agoodsentry]

I am here to execute him. Do you know where he is?

[1/2]

[strangle]

execute him what the fuck
i didn't get THAT mad

[2/2]

[strangle]

wait what'd he do

[agoodsentry]

He is responsible for the mass extinction of possibly all life on the planet. At least before I came here.. This is the first I have seen of organic life in quite some time.

You have seen him? Please direct me to where I can find him.

[strangle]

maybe
depends
do i get anything out of it

[agoodsentry]

I am not offering a reward. If you know his location I would appreciate it. However, as he is indeed here, I will find him eventually with or without this information.

You would do well not to interfere.

[strangle]

hooooooly shit
are you fucking threatening me

[agoodsentry]

If you prove to be an obstacle in my goal, then yes, you may take that as a threat.

[strangle]

[ YOU CAN'T HEAR IT BUT HE'S GROWLING AT HIS LAPTOP ]

then game on asshole
game
fucking
ON

[agoodsentry]

[If BRDIE had eyes to narrow, she'd be doing exactly that. He can probably here it clear in her voice though.]

You are declaring yourself an obstacle then?

[strangle]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ YOU DECIDE. ]

[agoodsentry]

[TAKING THAT AS A THREAT. Making note of your network logged ID, Satero! Congrats you are now a PRIME VITALI-SYMPATHIZER SUSPECT!!]

Very well! Then this 'game' is indeed on.

[text]

[last_man_standing]

DON'T. SAY. ANYTHING.

[strangle]

i don't know man
mass extinction
that's pretty shitty

[last_man_standing]

Think I don't know that? How do you know she's not lying to you?

[strangle]

ok so
if she's
lying
then why is she trying to kill you.

[last_man_standing]

Because she's horrible. Being horrible is what she does.

[strangle]

eh
i mean
you're pretty horrible too

[last_man_standing]

Says the shark toothed, belligerent monster of a man.

[strangle]

fuck off i'm great

[last_man_standing]

No you're not! You're horrible!

[strangle]

shit way to be an asshole man
maybe i will tell her about you after all

[last_man_standing]

That just proves that you're horrible.
Also, where I am just so happens to be where you sleep at night.
Are you fond of bullets?

[strangle]

bullets are ok

and i don't SLEEP
stupid