voice; responses text unless noted otherwise; a 2-part post w/gin ichimaru. dated to early monday

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[Good morning, Exsilium! Rin Asano is cold, wet, hungry and irate this rainy Monday morning. Read on to find out why!

In a voice of pure seethe:]

You know we have some absolutely crazy people running around here? Not on medicine or anything or kept track of, no, well just running around.

Well you know who the very worst of them is? His name’s Gin Ichimaru, he’s this snaky, venomous, pallid, scrawny guy with white hair, and he’s a public menace, I’m not even kidding.

He’s a public menace! [Restated for emphasis.] That’s why you should come down to the hold, right now, and you should come and find him and – OHHH MY GOD AHHH –

[The splashing of footsteps as Rin books it, heard only briefly before she mashes the “mute” button on her communicator.]

Comments

[biwinning]

... Ith he culling you right now??

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[Long delay]

text

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Ive eaten so much dirt because of this guy sollux

Audio

[maddeninghatter]

My goodness, do you have some sort of prejudice against gentlemen with white hair?

[ Pallid and scrawny are accurate as well, in his case. ]

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[It's like every time Rin thinks her life can't get worse, the universe takes it upon itself to prove her wrong.

Long pause.]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhh

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BOOK MUTILATORR

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[velveteened]

( . . . )

voice;

[velveteened]

Are you alright?

( SHE IS RESPONDING TO THINGS but it seems like a good idea to ask )

[allucinator]

Sorry, 's this danger like, oh, he might kill someone, let's put him down, or's it like, hey, he's a bastard, let's go soak him? Cuz I'm down for either, y'know.

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SOAK HIM. Soak him so much.

[voice]

[legal_eagle]

[Dryly:]

Wow. Impressive.

text; about half an hour later

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Get out.

voice

[khajidont]

I... honestly can't tell whether or not you're being serious right now. You still alive out there?

text; about half an hour later

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I'm pretty sure he is EVIL kind of, I'm serious about that.

[voice]

[goneonenight]

[Well, she sounds more infuriated than frightened, and thankfully the earlier responses bear that out.]

I can't argue with you there. What's he done now?

text

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I think I made a bad life decision

[ text ]

[reassures]

[SHE'S REALLY CONFUSED...]

Are you okay?

text

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[GIVE IT HALF AN HOUR...]

I want to hit this guy so much

text

[redheadcarrier]

uh, rin, are you OK?

text; about half an hour later

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The most annoying people here are conspiring to torment me I think

it can't get MORE irritating than this.

voice;

[acemedium]

[She's so unimpressed with you, Rin]

[But she's not so much of a jerk that she'll leave you to die if you're in actual danger, so]

What's he doing?

text

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[be nice or...

nah]

I don't think you can help by coming over here and then tripping and falling on his sowrd

[whatsupcroc]

... Rin! I didn't think he was that bad! Wow, what have you gotten yourself into?

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I was so stupid thats what

worst idea ever

voice

[eyecaptivating]

H-he's the worst?! Then... He's one of the really bad people here?!

video;

[onehundredswords]

[Annnnd here comes a guy on the video feed completely fitting her description of the "public menace."]

Don't mind her, she's just a little ornery this mornin'.