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[thats_brutal]

[The video cuts on to show a large man with long black hair leaning FAR too close to the camera, squinting as he tries to figure out the strange device. He can deal with his Deth-iPhone but this? This shit is fucking confusing]

Is this thing on? I don’t think this is on. What. How is this even supposed to… I don’t think this is working. [There are a few beeps as he hits a few buttons] Hellooooo? Is this even on? I don’t know how this fucking thing works. This is… [mutters] Stupid fucking tablet

[He sighs heavily, the breath seems to go on forever before he hits another button]

What does that blinking light mean? Is it… oh. It’s on.

[He clears his throat. He’s got some Very Important things to say after all]

Hi this is Nathan. [pause] Nathan Explosion. [pause] From Dethklok. [He pauses, waiting for people to react the way they normally do. You know. Scream. Cry. Kill themselves. Chicks ripping off their clothes and throwing themselves at him. The usual.

When that doesn't happen he squints at it again]

No really is this thing even fucking on?

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[pabulously]

As you have probably already figured out, the device is, indeed, on.

[Friendly grin]

Don't worry. You'll get the hang of it pretty quickly.

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[thats_brutal]

[That friendly grin is met with an unamused scowl]

how long do we have to fucking stay here anyway?

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[pabulously]

I...........do not know. I guess until they don't want you to fight for them anymore?

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[thats_brutal]

And what if I don't want to fucking fight for them?

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[pabulously]

You will have to talk to them about that. I'm just the bearer of bad news.

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[thats_brutal]

[He grunts noncommittally and rolls his eyes]