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[last_man_standing]

Uhh...Hi? This is the network, right? Am I even doing this correctly? ...probably not. I've been fiddling with this thing since I got it and it refuses to make sense. This is the third time I've tried to write something. I figured out the keyboard....mostly (whoever thought naming a key 'shift' was a good idea needs to be pushed off a cliff. I mean really, how does it shift? What is it shifting?). Anyway, I have no idea where I'm going. I mean, I know where I should be going and where it is but not...really? So, I thouhgt

Oh, shoot. I was doing so well too. How do you eearase mistakes? alsd;htarlsd

Okay so, before I break this thing out of frustratoin and its own stupidty, I'm looking for my unit room thing (which is number 401 if that helps). I haven't seen people in forever so I'm looking foreward to meeting my room mates. I was told they would help me figure out how this place works.

I wouldn't mind meeting anyone else along the way!

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[samham]

Backspace.
Hurry, I can hear him doing something awful to the door.

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[last_man_standing]

So the room does exist! I knew he was lying!

[samham]

It does, and he was.
You're probably not going to enjoy living with him.

[last_man_standing]

Why do I get the feeling you know that from experience?

[samham]

He's my roommate.
I don't enjoy it either.

[last_man_standing]

Oooh, that's unfortunate.... Wait. You're in room 401 right? Aaand he's your roommate...

OH GOD WHY?

[samham]

You pressed the capslock button. It's next to the A.

[last_man_standing]

I WHA? Oh yes, I did. Thank you.

....though I think it was rather appropriate.

[samham]

Save it for after you've met him.