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exsilium2013-04-20 08:30 am
notstubborn) wrote in exsilium2013-04-20 08:30 am
ONE ( video )
─Oh, crap.
[ The video flicks on just in time to spot (1) one blonde reporter darting around the island in the kitchen towards a smoking toaster. And no, that is not smoke from a potentially ruined meal.
Elena swiftly pulls the power-cord from the socket, waving smoke with her free hand. ]
You're kidding me? You're choosing now to die on me? [ It is clearly all the toaster's fault here, all the toaster's fault.
Annoyed she retrieves the black as night toast (yes the meal was also ruined) from the now defunct toaster and drops it into the bin, before return to her tablet. Not at all surprised the video function has turned on in her rush. ]
I spend twenty minutes trying to think of something productive to post to the network, instead you get a grown woman fumbling grandly with the most simplest of tasks. [ Somehow ruining a perfectly good toaster. ]
I'm Elena Fisher, international news correspondent and all around ruiner of all things toast.
[ At least she can find some humor in all this? ]
( ooc; action open to roomies if they so feel inclined. )
[ The video flicks on just in time to spot (1) one blonde reporter darting around the island in the kitchen towards a smoking toaster. And no, that is not smoke from a potentially ruined meal.
Elena swiftly pulls the power-cord from the socket, waving smoke with her free hand. ]
You're kidding me? You're choosing now to die on me? [ It is clearly all the toaster's fault here, all the toaster's fault.
Annoyed she retrieves the black as night toast (yes the meal was also ruined) from the now defunct toaster and drops it into the bin, before return to her tablet. Not at all surprised the video function has turned on in her rush. ]
I spend twenty minutes trying to think of something productive to post to the network, instead you get a grown woman fumbling grandly with the most simplest of tasks. [ Somehow ruining a perfectly good toaster. ]
I'm Elena Fisher, international news correspondent and all around ruiner of all things toast.
[ At least she can find some humor in all this? ]
( ooc; action open to roomies if they so feel inclined. )
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Hi, miss Fisher.
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Elena, you can just call me Elena.
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