04 | Audio | locked from Equius, Sollux, Mystique, & sure why not Roxy too

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In accordance to an agreement I made with a certain gentleman upon my arrival 4 months ago, I do believe I'm entitled to some, ah... undead affection. And while I don't mean that attractively pale dead man with the glowing eyes, let it be said that I certainly wouldn't be opposed to that, as well!

But here I'm faced with a dilemma. I haven't heard from this charming corpse in quite some time — do you think I ought to look him up and remind him? Or shall I assume that he's a cadaver of his word and await his making good on our deal in his own time?

[ with a definite smirk in his voice here: ] Or perhaps this much will prove enough to spark a little reminder, hmm?

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Vanadi.

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Yuck.

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Oh, come, it's not all so bad as that. He's perfectly intact.

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Why are you fishing for this in front of everyone?

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Why, in the hopes that it reminds him of our deal, of course. It's difficult to deny such a thing when the terms are laid bare for all!

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That's unkind!

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But effective!

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So what?! It's unkind!

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Need I repeat myself? Why — he's already spoken up, even. Proof!

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But that's wrong!

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And how, exactly, do you put it at so terribly wrong?

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Because it's sneaky! And embarrassing for him!

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If he's embarrassed, he's really quite good at hiding it!

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It's embarrassing to be solicited for carnal relations in front of hundreds of people!

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Oh, come, carnal reasons! Only a kiss, my dear!

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It's still embarrassing!

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And besides, considering you...

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Considering me what! Should I be offended?

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Do you deny that you're really interested in carnal relations?

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That's rather an unnecessary question.

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Right!! So!

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There's a difference between interest and expectation, my dear!

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... Then why are you asking him for a kiss?

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Well, I enjoy kisses.

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But this is like putting him on the obligation.