futurarex: (86)
ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴀʀᴛʜᴜʀ ᴘᴇɴᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ ♔ ([personal profile] futurarex) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2012-11-28 03:15 pm

♔ video ||

[somewhere out beyond the city there begins the shakiest video post ever. it's clear that whoever handles this device is not accustomed to using anything like it--but eventually, it rights itself, with some muttering and swearing, and then hello, there's Arthur, in his full armor, standing in the barren outlands. there's a smudge of dirt and blood on his forehead, but otherwise he's very clean and presentable and princely (all indignity of technological unfamiliarity aside).]

I am Prince Arthur of Camelot, recently brought to this place. I do not take kindly to being pressed into service, but as our captors have said, they have no choice in our being here. [yeah right. even with his princeface on, he sneers a little at that. but.]

If we take what we have been told as truth--that there is a force that threatens all of our kingdoms--then our way is clear. We are not united, but this threat gives us common cause. [though the way his mouth tightens when he says that indicates how very not pleased he is by that.] I am not content to wait to be told what to do when my kingdom is threatened. So it falls then to us, to organize ourselves. The training sessions that this Initiative provides--I have found them to be wanting, yet they can be used to our purposes, should we chose to.

But we must first know what strength is ours, and what weapons we have been given. No force can be organized without this information. And if this United Earth presumes to steal resources from our kingdoms, we must know what it is that they would look to steal, so we can better protect against these threats when the time comes. And it had best come soon.

I have set the task of collecting this information to my servant, Merlin, wherever the idiot's gotten off to. He will ask each of you in turn, or else you may come to him.

[and you will answer, that's the message here, and with an imperious nod, he reaches to--fumble around with the device again, and the rest of this is muttering.]

Damn-- thing--
flynninomite: (posin)

text; sorry...... maybe...........

[personal profile] flynninomite 2012-11-28 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
nice to meet you, prince arthur of camelot. i'm queen victoria.

in our humble opinion the initiate is made up of a bunch of wankers.

p.s. we don't take orders from princes. try again when you've lost the stabilisers.
flynninomite: (04)

text; <3 ALSO LET ME KNOW IF THIS IS TOO 4TH WALLY...

[personal profile] flynninomite 2012-11-28 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
very hilarious.

and there's no need to be hostile. i'm as much a queen as you are prince arthur, though i suppose you've got the poncy attitude about right. was always more of a mordred fan myself.
flynninomite: (heisty)

[personal profile] flynninomite 2012-11-29 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Let's try it again in your language, then-

KING ARTHUR IS A PONCE. I PREFER MORDRED.
flynninomite: (12)

[personal profile] flynninomite 2012-11-30 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
I know he's got style.

Do they not have shift keys in Camelot?
flynninomite: (posin)

[personal profile] flynninomite 2012-11-30 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ wait now he's getting confused. ]

Wait.

Please don't tell me you're actually Prince Arthur.


[ not like he's said it 983274 times so far, Flynn ]
flynninomite: (talkin 2)

[personal profile] flynninomite 2012-12-02 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like to see you try. Say for a second you are the real deal, I imagine you haven't got any loyal subjects to boss around here.
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[personal profile] flynninomite 2012-12-03 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Do those loyal to you know where the shift key is, then? Seriously, mate, if texting could give people headaches, you'd be master and chief of it.
flynninomite: (pic#)

[personal profile] flynninomite 2012-12-05 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well done.

And yeah, actually, can't argue with them needing a manual for the less technologically inclined. You should see how some of the elves text, it's an absolute mess.
flynninomite: (asshole)

wow is this really like 2 weeks old i'm the worst I'LL PUT A BOW ON THIS soon ok

[personal profile] flynninomite 2012-12-19 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
But then we'd have missed out on all the fun.

And know might be a bit strong, I'd say more like very distantly acquainted.