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[caligulas_aquarium]

I'd planned on makin' this announcement after the whole monster attack bullshit was ower an' done with but with all these folks blabberin' on about formin' alliances I ain't takin' chances an' losin' out on the potentially interested to 'em.

[HE'S LOOKING AT YOU SYLVANAS but he's also pretty sure some others had mentioned doing something similar, the open network post about it just spurred him on to finally do something.]

Any a' you here a while should know who I am; for those a' you who don't, it's Eridan Ampora. Alternian royalty an' Prince a' Hope. Fact a' the matter is I been here about eight months now an' the initiatiwe's done nothin' to prowe to me they're worth trustin'.

We got barely anythin' to go on most of the time an' almost ewery bout a' time trawelin' nonsense leads to more problems an' at this stage I'm sick of it. Got no more patience for these guys doin' the remotely competent an' straightenin' up anytime soon.

So I'm proposin' my own alliance with the shared goal of takin' charge. We'll finish this war ourselwes once we'we owerthrown the fuckups who think they're leadin' this sham of a union an' then whatewer you wanna do afterwards, go for it. I don't giwe a' fuck what your own goals are once we're done playin' nice an' pretendin' as if any of us actually like each other.

For the record, anyone who don't wanna join us is fine; but we'll control the machine that sends you home an' you'll either do as we say once we do, or you can rot here forewer. Your mowe.

[Sure is a thirteen year old kid trying to lead a potential rebellion. Laugh at him, take him seriously, your choice really.]

Comments

[obfuskate]

I told you that I am able to overcome my height. Ergo, two flaws, not three. That is still within the confines of very few flaws.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Denyin' your own flaws, so, bein' an obtuse ignorant piece of shit.

Four flaws.

[payback]

Wow, this is the most ridiculous peeing contest I've ever seen.

[caligulas_aquarium]

What?

[payback]

You're being ridiculous, that's what.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Ok, how?

[payback]

Why do you even care so much about this guy? Why are you having a doofy argument with him about who has more flaws?

[obfuskate]

... Peeing contest.

[ really ]

[payback]

Yeah, that's what I said.

[obfuskate]

You couldn't have used phrasing less... jarring?

[payback]

Pissing contest, is that better?

[obfuskate]

Oh, yes.

Much.

[ cept his tone says 'lol nope' ]

[payback]

Ridiculous gets what it deserves.

[obfuskate]

Then obviously, you must direct your toilet humor at the Alternian.

[payback]

Sorry. You're participating.

[obfuskate]

No opt-out option?

Here I thought Exsilium represented what the United Nation used to be: freedom.

[ freedom to not turn an argument into pee darn it!! ]

[obfuskate]

Not denying them. I am compensating for them, thus making it neutral, not a flaw or a strength.

I could say you are plenty more flawed in your logical thinking alone.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Oh Shadow, if only you knew he's just doing this to piss you off.

For fun, mostly.]

See, now you're just tryin' to diwert all the focus from you to me.

That's kinda sad. In a funny way, not in a general I'm-gonna-stop-since-this-guy-is-pathetic way.

[obfuskate]

[ successful trolling is successful!! ]

Yes, yes I am, but it would be impossible not to when facing your lack of common sense.

I will speak my mind about you, nothing less.

[ it's a battle of who is the biggest asshole: eridan or shadow ]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[The answer is Equius.]

Are you sure.

Seems to me you're just not able to face the fact you're not as great as you think you are.

In fact I think we cowered that in the flaw listing earlier.

[obfuskate]

[ of course ]

I am completely sure.

Tell me. Would you really deny the power of factual science?

I think not.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Of course not.

But this is science that considers a hedgebeast as the ultimate lifeform.

Sounds like a buncha nonsensical hogwash if you ask me.

[obfuskate]

Nonsensical... hogwash.

[ did he even intend that to be a pun ]

I am sure you think you're so clever.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[soz shadz you're talking to the one seadweller who hates puns and still can't escape.]

...what?

[obfuskate]

I am a hedgehog.

[ Pausing. Just... letting that sink in for a moment.

heh

sink

like something in... water

yeah... ]