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[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell that wwas just embarrassin
such a big fuckin deal about it an yet these masked fuckers are useless as all paradox space
if the guys wwere meant to be fightin are as useless as they wwere you may as wwell all just sit idly by an ill wwin this wwar myself
cause quite frankly this shit is nothin in the face a the powwer a SCIENCE

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[thleepy]

OH



I LIKE SCIENCE

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[caligulas_aquarium]

science is one a the feww things people can wwholeheartedly believve in
its nothin but facts an truths that cant be denied
so its good to hear someone else here has a bit a fuckin sense about them

[thleepy]

OH YES DEFINITELY!!!!! SCIENCE IS VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!

WHAT SORT OF SCIENCE DO YOU LIKE MISTER

[caligulas_aquarium]

used to havve a lot a interest in a bunch a different stuff a wwhile back
but noww i just tend to devvote myself to wwhite science its the truest form a science out there

[thleepy]

WHAT'S WWHITE SCIENCE???????? I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah i wwouldnt expect you to havve its pretty advvanced
most people nevver heard a it
its mostly the manipulation a science in its purest form through the use of a science wwand
lets me do a bunch a shit really most a wwhich invvolvves smitin my enemies

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[thleepy]

SMITING??

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[thleepy]

ARE YOU GOD????????

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[caligulas_aquarium]

[Huh. Godpora.

Has a nice ring to it.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

although im flattered i havve to burst your bubble there an tell you the truth
god isnt real
no god is real
hes an or they are about as real as magic
wwhich is fake

[thleepy]

OH

[ Severe disappointment!! Nik wanted to meet God. ]

BUT THERE'S PEOPLE HERE WHO CAN DO MAGIC!!!!!!! I'VE SEEN THEM

MAYBE IT'S ONLY FAKE IN YOUR WORLD???????

[caligulas_aquarium]

magic is a term used to describe shit that cannot be explained
i get if they havve abilities or somethin but theres probably a purely logical explanation for em somehoww
just havvent found it yet

[thleepy]

OH!! OKAY YES THAT COULD BE RIGHT

DO YOU MAYBE KNOW HOW TELEKINESIS WORKS, LOGICALLY???????????

[caligulas_aquarium]

its the manipulation a brain wwavves on a strong scale to influence the physical envvironment surroundin em
i could go in depth but wwed be here all fuckin wweek

[Which translates as "not fully, don't make me look like an idiot and just agree".]

[thleepy]

BUT WHAT IF I DON'T HAVE REAL BRAIN WAVES??????????

[ Sorry Eridan, you are now subject to ENDLESS QUESTIONING. ]

[caligulas_aquarium]

do you havve a brain
id say no but for the sake a this convversation ill ask anywway

[thleepy]

NO!!!! I DON'T HAVE A REAL BRAIN. I JUST HAVE A COMPUTER AND A FAKE BRAIN

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhat
so
are you a computer or a robot or somethin

[thleepy]

I'M AN ANDROID!!!! BUT I CAN DO TELEKINESIS??? THAT'S NOT MAGIC RIGHT

[caligulas_aquarium]

no its not
but if youre a robot you could probably ask someone else robotics isnt exactly my thing
im sure someone else could explain it for you better than i could at least

[thleepy]

OH OKAY GOOD!!!

[ Nik's glad it's not magic. He can do robot things, he can't do magic, that's silly. ]

OKAY I WILL!!!! THANKS A LOT MISTER

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah no wworries i guess alwways nice to educate the masses on wwhat the fucks really goin on in the wworld
an its not mister its eridan ampora